I can't believe Gracie thinks this is clogging but here goes.
1: I know where SHE lives, and I have ninja friends, including Chuck Norris, who is actually a double agent trying to gain Gracie's trust...oops....
1: Uh, I mean 2: I can play a musical instrument, 'nuff said
3: I let people beat me in capture the flag, cause I'm so NICE:)
4: It's my blog
5: I have a trenchcoat, fear me
6: I, as Grandpa Joe, can look like Bozo the clown (rest in peace Bozo!) and still thrive due to the fact that I have seen and done everything....twice...and I will NEVER buy that T-shirt (Just checking for Terry Pratchet fans)
7: Because I have a windows 7 *manical laughter* upgrade. And my new antivirus has Giggling Zombie Hun repellant
8: I do not mind being humiliated, I am like rubber, I bounce back
9: I give people a false sense of security by letting them think they can run rampant on my blog without being attacked by my creeters.......
10: I can perform a small-start butterfly/half butterfly/ butterfly/ spanish flat/ flatspin/ wedding ring/ flatspin/ butterfly/spanish flat/ ocean wave/ combo with me trusty rope and then throw a slick with the ocean wave, 50% of the time.
11: I wear knee high socks TOO!
12: I had two more things on my list than Gracie;P